I see a lot of social networking posts from the ladies where they blame men for everything. While men are partly responsible, they are only partly responsible. It takes two to Tango and there are things women need to know about men. We are so simple it’s ridiculous. The problem comes from women adding women’s perspective to a guy’s way of thinking. I believe I can paraphrase that from Steve Harvey. The man is in fact a genius. I’m here to break it down for you, and while some may not agree with the information I am about to bestow upon my readers, please keep an open mind. You’re obviously reading this for whatever reason you decide to use.
1. BELLY FULL AND BALLS EMPTY
There is a saying that the quickest way to a man’s heart is his stomach. This is true, but don’t fatten him up. Guys don’t like to starve. When we starve we can’t think of other things like sports, technology, or imagining you, the significant other, in ways that give us rageboners. Speaking of which, the second part of this rule is self-explanatory.
2. LADY IN THE STREETS BUT A FREAK IN THE SHEETS
Believe it or not, true gentlemen do NOT like sluts! The problem with being a slut is that, although they can be pretty freaky in bed, a guy wants to know that a girl is his freak and his alone. Guys want to know that a girl will do certain things for them and only them.
3. ELEVATE YOURSELF AMONG WOMEN
So, yes, ladies. It is in a guy’s nature to look at other women. Blame evolution, or the lack of, depending on your point of view. There is ONE key element that keeps men faithful. Trust me on this one, if you think the rest of this article is hooey. You must elevate yourself to a point where other women cannot compare to you in your man’s eyes. Now, I do NOT mean that you have to have the model looks or brains of an astrophysicist. What I’m saying is that you need qualities that your man would look for in a best friend. Are you his best friend? That is a quality not every woman can possess. To a man, although it’s a little ”straight forward”, all women have p***ies. They may come in all shapes and sizes, but in the end it’s a p****, so how do you stand out? Men take pride in having something or someone that none of his other buddies can get. Is that you?
4. THERE CAN BE NO QUEEN WITHOUT A KING: PARTNERSHIPS
Women want to be treated like royalty, or at the very least, respected. Rightly so, and rightly deserved On the same token, men do not want to feel like a peasant in a relationship. When there is mutual respect, everyone should feel like royalty. So, this is what I mean by ”no queen without a king”. Equal partners, and it really is that simple!
5. DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT YOUR MAN
He may piss you off. He may do things that make your blood boil, but do NOT talk shit to his face or behind his back. Guys, this is a mutual vice versa rule. If there are issues to be discussed, discuss the issues and keep it focused. On a side note, there is almost nothing that pissess off a man more than having past arguments resurface on completely unrelated grounds. Also, ladies, when you bring up unrelated issues, it makes your original argument seem weaker… at least in the eyes of a man.
IT’S REALLY THAT SIMPLE
Love me, hate me, agree to disagree, but in the end this is how I see it. I’m dating someone who comes once in a lifetime, and I call her my best friend. You read this article for a reason. Let that reason be rhetorical, but thanks for reading!
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